Beach Beverly Hills (1993)

If the world needed a hot tub remake of How to Marry a Millionaire, here it is. Three brainless but bosomy bikini babes crash Beverly Hills in search of rich husbands and get mixed up with a pair of confusing identical twins and a zillionaire posing as a beach bum. Despite its ridiculously lurid cover image, this has no actual sex scenes and the acres of soapy shower, lacy underwear and changing room footage is of little erotic interest except to conoisseurs of silicone scars. High school play reject acting, wedding video quality cinematography and a musakrock score add up to a mind freezing ordeal. The semi improvised party scene that ties up the loose plot ends seems to stretch on for a geologic age.
KIM NEWMAN

First Published In: Empire (issue unknown)


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