Andromina: The Pleasure Planet (1999)

An extremely mild softcore s-f sex film from the makers of the similar Exotic Time Machine. Because the eponymous planet, a rest-stop for space truckers, is going out of business through lack of hostesses, three jocks beam down on the all-female planet of Eros (where the bulk of the film is set) to recruit new girls. They run into three tiny but distinct societies: two cavegirls who want to burn their spaceman at the stake but settle for making him a sex slave, a primitive tribe who hail their man as king but condemn him to death when he fails satisfactorily to arbitrate a pie recipe dispute, and a latex-wearing high-tech feminine seperatist state whose ruler (Shyra DeLand) becomes erotically obsessed with the hunk (John Matrix) she has hung up to torture. In the end, all the girls leave the planet and the men learn not to be so sexist, but the point of the whole thing is the regularly-spaced sweat-and-grind sessions. Directed by Darron Moloney.
KIM NEWMAN

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